If you imagine a store so large it could have its own zip code and offer just about everything under the sun, whether it’s a simple bottle of shampoo or a new table for your room, that store is Walmart. Sometimes when you ask people about America, the first thing that comes to mind is Walmart. This sounds like a great time! But wait, that’s only half of it.
Since millions of Americans shop at Walmart every year, it’s only natural that employees see some crazy shenanigans (and people) on the clock. And we’re not just talking about rude customers who walk in and act like they own the store. We’re talking about those who have a voice.
Naturally, we had to write an article about the crazy and fascinating things that happened at the infamous Walmart. And, if you’ve never been in one, we think this article will give you a good idea of where to go. You might find it hard to believe that so many ridiculous customer moments are happening in one place.
And if you’re ever wondering “how should I act in public?” then you’re probably one of those stuck-up Target shoppers.
Wearing a color moisturizing mask
You know how people sometimes forget to do something before leaving the house and end up embarrassing themselves? For example, some women forget to remove their curling irons and feel like a deer under headlights when they are out in public.
While we could argue that the woman didn’t know she was wearing that scary green mask, it’s hard to believe she didn’t do it on purpose. Looks like she knows exactly what she’s doing and stops by Walmart. This is so interesting, the funny little boy laughed all the way.Creepy!
Exposed clothes make passers-by shy
From R shoppers to naked shoppers, as well as every piece of garbage, weird and obscene things in between, here are our “favorite” Walmart funny people.
Although this adds a sense of humor to everyone, many people will have a question when they see this, “Why are people shopping at Walmart so weird?” So there are many reasons for this. Whatever the reason, there may be reasonable reasons in personal life.
Wear everything when masks are in short supply!
Even though mask rules remain strict, some people are refusing to wear them — even if doing so puts their health at risk. The irony of this situation is that these makeshift masks can be dead laughing!
They didn’t have any masks in their car, so they had to make do with what was available, which happened to be a couple of sanitary pads over their noses and mouths. Don’t they have scarves or something? We warned you. You see it all. These are just two of the photos.
If ass could say hello
Everyone in this world has the right to freedom of expression. We are all committed to pursuing a perfect and free life throughout our lives. Although life always encounters unsatisfactory places, having the courage to express our thoughts is the key to our success.
Walmart is a magical place, where you can see a lot of unexpected things, such as this gentleman, he may feel his ass is too hot, or he has just been bitten by a puppy, ha-ha, he actually exposed his ass, And no underwear yet, we all look forward to it, maybe someone will come forward and say: hi baby, I like your butt, but please wipe it clean and then expose it, hahaha~
Cool with wear a big spoon for cereal
Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Others had to go out and work hard to get that spoon. First, we get the money. Then, we get spoons. Then we got a significant other who was cool with us wearing a big spoon as jewelry.
I don’t know much about fashion itself, but I do know that if you’re not a Flavor Flav, you should think twice about wearing oversized household items as necklaces. I came to this conclusion based on my usual sartorial decisions, like wearing the same pair of jeans without washing them for an entire month. Anyway, do your thing, man!
Don’t let this happen to you!
If you go to a Walmart in Florida, or any coastal area, chances are you’ll run into a customer or two wearing the tiniest outfit you’ve ever seen. Maybe it’s their way of showing off their newly acquired tan. They have intoxicating figures, aren’t they? That’s what they’re worth showing off.
The woman on the left is fine, but the woman on the right apparently forgot to put on sunscreen when trying to get a tan. We pray that she has an idea and goes straight to the aloe vera corner. By the way, I also want to try to tell her that I want to see what they look like on the front.
Where are the rest of her shoes?
You don’t have to be in the fashion industry to know that some designers are pushing the boundaries of what’s popular right now. You’ve probably seen at some point a picture of a broken shoe or donkey hoof shoe selling for a thousand dollars.
If we hadn’t seen this photo in an article about a Walmart customer, we’d have thought it might be one of Balenciaga’s newest concepts. But no, it’s some type of DIY shoe/heel. They may not be the most aesthetically pleasing, but for the ladies they will certainly come in handy for protection against predators!
Why not get married where it matters most to you?
You can buy her a diamond ring at Walmart. You can propose over the intercom. Why not spend the most romantic day of your life in store? There’s blue stuff all over the signage already. The old ones, the new ones are TVs (some are on), and the borrowed ones are the money you swipe on your Walmart credit card.
These two beautiful little girls are a sight to behold, I can’t remember ever being this calm in the store as a kid. It was so sweet of them to do this for their parents. I wonder if they were bribed to make a trip to the toy section if they kept quiet during the ceremony. I also wonder if anyone has grabbed a bag of candy and started throwing it. Walmart has everything you need for the perfect wedding!
In space, no one can hear you get COVID.
The world has been turned upside down by COVID. Some people have no income, some even live on the streets, and some even lost their loved ones. People keep their distance from each other, which is good behavior, but it also separates communication, and people no longer become warm.
We still had hope, we thought, there should be no viruses in space, you see, there are guys like this who made space suits for them, maybe COVID will not be heard in space again.
It looks like a very heavy tail!
Walmart employees had seen it all, but were surprised to see this customer walk into one of their stores. Their hairstyles certainly caught the attention of other customers. Rapunzel seems fed up with brushing her hair for an hour a day.
Unfortunately, this isn’t Rapunzel. This is just another case of a Walmart customer who apparently woke up one day and decided she no longer needed to take care of her hair. It’s kind of disturbing, but we’ve seen worse at Walmart.
My mom always told me to wear underwear just in case.
Getting caught with your pants off is one thing, but getting caught without pants or a shirt is not. I guess the guy got arrested for something unrelated to the dress code. After all, we’ve all seen weirder things in stores. No underwear, and it feels naked. This guy took a different path.
It’s great to see like-minded people sharing this event. On this day, no matter what the security guards saw, they gathered together. Not sure why they need four guys to stop a guy with no clothes on? But we see it. Thank you for your service.
One day, a lizard climbed on top of a girl in Walmart.
We all love having reptiles be part of the decor. Some wear that part on the sleeve. Or on their heads. Reptiles are cool. They eat live worms. I’m guessing the woman had worms in her hair and she kept lizards to get rid of them. There’s really no other excuse for this.
“Well, are you using a new shampoo?” The store salesman asked immediately after seeing it, “Maybe your shampoo is fake, welcome to my shampoo section to buy a bottle of shampoo that kills bugs .”
Is there anything certain in the world?
You know how sometimes we can’t describe exactly what our eyes see? Well, at Walmart, this happens every ten seconds! This lady is absolutely in tune with her one-of-a-kind fashion style, and we know she knows it!
Where do we start? Leg warmers on only one leg are highly suspect and deserve a separate article. A tie-dye shirt with an adorable teddy bear print is acceptable—real Walmart women aren’t afraid of the extra attention!
It can’t be true for this woman!
Women these days love false eyelashes, fake nails, fake lips, and anything else that looks unnatural. This includes false eyebrows. Thin brows were once all the rage, but this lady is focused on bringing back vintage brows!
And by vintage, we mean the furry caveman vintage. We believe this lady’s big brows are a total Walmart thing. We don’t know what trend she’s following here, but it sure hasn’t left stores yet, thank goodness!Oh no, maybe I’m wrong, it could be her glasses, what do you think?
Electric carts, this is a miracle at Walmart!
The craziest things can happen at your local Walmart – but did you know that Walmart is the nation’s epicenter of miracles! Think Christmas Miracle, but at Walmart. Once you look at the next image, you’ll know what we’re talking about.
This must be a miracle at Walmart! If a customer needs one of these special motorized carts, it’s because they can’t stand. Or the discounted cereal that can’t reach the heights, which also means they can’t do crazy stunts like this lady’s cart. But hey, you can’t miss this Walmart deal!
Meet different pets
When we think of pets, we usually think of cats and dogs. Store owners will usually post signs stating that pets are not allowed in their store – but do they specify which pets are not allowed? Seems like this Walmart store doesn’t have one.
We bet there is a picture of a dog or cat on the sign that says “No Pets Allowed”. But nowhere does it say that turtles can’t be emotional support pets! Now the woman can shop until she’s done. She is with the little turtle. Malls have a lot of ground for pets to cover.
Give it up, or wear a bigger dress?
I don’t know when it started, the world likes more thin people, we can often see a lot of beautiful girls on TV, Wal-Mart, they are beautiful and well-dressed, every time I see these, I want to talk to them Say, hi, friend, please allow us to date together.
Many of us want to say that we used to be skinny, but now we are a little bit fatter, but anyway, I still suggest you buy some bigger clothes, maybe the clothes in high school can’t fit you anymore body.
Is this a pineapple leopard?
Most of the people who shop at Walmart are normal people like you and me. They seem odd because most people don’t pay much attention to the word “normal”. This varies from person to person because we were raised differently. If you look closely at society, it’s full of weird people.
People who are good at dressing up will always leave a deep impression on people. This gentleman, that’s right, it’s Mr. He wears sunglasses, rubs rouge, touches lipstick, and wears a leopard outfit. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought I had come to a primeval forest. cool.
Grandpa At Walmart
Amazing things happen every day, don’t they? Especially in Walmart, this place is not just a shopping mall, it is also a place to show the wonderful life.
The most important thing in life is to know yourself. The old man was wearing a black chest wrap. I guessed it was too hot at first, but I think the most important thing is that the old man has recognized his preferences and interests, and he wants to live in his old age , Let yourself live a more real life. I hope grandpa’s demeanor will move you.
We hope this trend does not continue.
Do you remember the 90’s and early 2000’s? Those were pretty crazy years fashion-wise. We mean, who doesn’t remember low-rise jeans? Or the way celebrities walk the red carpet in legging skirts! Thankfully, all those fashion trends are gone.
But this guy just wants to keep the mouse tail! What we don’t understand is how on earth did his barber let him go like that? Did he tell him he was going straight to Walmart after that? If that’s the case, the hairdresser might be saying to himself, “Perfect.”
I Guess Her Pants Are In The Dryer
Walmart is a very inclusive shopping place. If you don’t disturb others, the security guards in the mall will most likely not prevent you from entering because of your personal behavior. You can see that this lady is very casually dressed. No matter what, she must have her reasons.
I was thinking, maybe the baby peed on her pants, maybe she felt too hot to wear her pants, maybe she swore before she came to the mall, she must buy a pair of pants this time, maybe her pants were stained with blood , you see she is holding a sanitary napkin in her hand.
Tramps also have pursuits
There are always many unsatisfactory things in life. Maybe we smile happily today, but tomorrow may be very painful because of some things. Maybe we can buy the entire Wal-Mart today, and maybe we can’t buy a bottle of Wal-Mart soda tomorrow, but No matter what, it can’t stop us from coming to Wal-Mart to show our style.
This gentleman, oh no, I should call her lady, he wears bright clothes, stepping on high leather shoes, plays the person in the heart of the actor, although her dirty hair and body remind me of a tramp, but I’m still drawn to her courage.
MechWarrior at Walmart
Can everyone see what mech warrior this is? Although I couldn’t think of the hero’s name for the first time, I was definitely attracted. I thank him for the joy he brought us.
Maybe he is a fan of mecha warriors, maybe this armor was bought by him, and it is worth showing off at Wal-Mart, but no matter what, there is a long line of children behind him, I think as long as he turns around, he must Heroes who can become Captain America are sought after by children.
You said no pets are allowed on the floor.
Another Walmart customer who decided to test the gray area of the “no pets” rule was this guy who brought a cat into the store. Considering no one ever said there was a pet in the bag, he wasn’t entirely wrong to think he could bring his cat.
This bubble bag is genius. There’s a comfortable bed and some holes to let air in – so don’t worry, the cat has a cold. Considering the way it sees people, this cat has a lot going for it when it comes to judging Walmart-specific people!
I’ve seen this icon somewhere
Well, this lady is taking social distancing to new heights. She really does a great job with color coordination. We see that she is trying to maintain social distance, but she will not have this problem covered up and it is difficult to ignore.
We have two theories. The first is that she recently watched the show Orange Is The New Black and took the title too seriously. Another way of saying it is that she loves Halloween and wanted her outfit to reflect that – hence the candy corn hat! This will be the trend at Walmart. You heard it here first.
Late night cravings are like!
If you’re like most night owls and can’t get to bed early even if you try, you’ve probably experienced this. It’s the middle of the night and of course you want to eat the food you don’t have. so what do you do Wrapped up in a sheet and heading to Walmart!
Looks like this isn’t her first rodeo. She wanted food in the middle of the night, so she went out to get it without hesitation. Judging by her attire, her cravings must be insane if she goes out like that! Walmart must have welcomed her with open arms.
How much is that wig?
If you know something about wigs, you will know that bigger wigs are more expensive. This person will pay a lot of money for this wig – if the conditions are not so bad.
Everything about this Wal Mart customer is out of proportion. They are wearing a huge wig and a chain bigger than a real person – we are sure that it is not their natural teeth. It seems that this person came out of the movie directly. We want you to know what kind of movie we are talking about!
He is very brave!
While most seniors are very conservative and never miss an opportunity to complain about today’s society, some seniors are actually quite radical. They are open-minded enough to accept that the world has changed, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
This person is naturally one of the cold elders. We mean, he wouldn’t be shopping at Walmart in a pink dress and leggings, otherwise. This man was truly ahead of his time. And he knew Walmart would accept him no matter what!
Just tell me why!
If you want to work somewhere where you can laugh at least once a day, Walmart is the place to be — like this guy in a Weiner costume. Seriously, what made him want to wear this dress today?
How lucky he was compared to the employees whose eyes were sore from grocery shopping, and who clearly wanted to read the tabloids in peace. We really hope he leaves trails of mustard and ketchup around the store because that would be fun.
Pets are their children
Now it seems that more and more families are starting to keep pets. Animals have become such a fundamental part of society that many institutions describe themselves as “pet-friendly.” While we don’t know Walmart is one of them, it seems to be.
You’ve seen other people with unique pets at Walmart. This woman may not have monkeys or turtles, but she has three dogs and doesn’t leave them behind when she has to go grocery shopping. We wonder if these adorable babies want a treat! I’d love to give them packets of goodies if need be.
The Grim Bird mask is here
Just a few years ago, the whole world was a completely different place – we saw masks on everyone’s face. This is obvious because everyone is terrified of getting sick or inhaling anything that might make them sick.
However, judging by the Grim Bird mask, the guy has an entirely different strategy for self-defense. You know what’s funnier than this costume? No one seemed to care. Seems like they see this every day!
The man who was taken away
What if you need another person for your emotional support? Here is a solution. “I’m holding my man tight.” That’s not the literal meaning I’ve ever thought of. Apparently, this was consensual, but I wish one of the Walmart greeters had at least asked if this was the case. “Hi, just make sure you’re in some sort of sub/master relationship and not against your will. Thanks. Have a nice day.”
I wonder if he needs to be on a leash, or if there was abuse, anyway, maybe the mall needs to clear some of the aisles after the couple walked by.
Should we call the police?
I guess they probably didn’t put a warning on the plastic bags, so who can you blame for that, really? This woman seems to be a little forgetful. I just hope the kid gets attention in the end and the clerk has to ask what veggies are in the bag. This is a person.
I hope this photo didn’t make you suck the air out of the room. We are here to have fun. I’m sure that kid is fine. OK, I mean “alive”. I don’t have any other information about how her life is going.